I killed them both in one fell swoop. Both were tragic deaths. Unfair. And sudden. And utterly inelegant. And I mourned them both privately...

If any of you thought we were lying about eating asparagus until we couldn't handle another the thought of another spear, I just want to...

Ah. Risotto. Seduce me with your creaminess. Woo me with your toothy charm. Nourish me with strong-flavored winter veg... OK, maybe I'...